You kiss her but her eyes don't close and then she goes out of your heart forever.
Disclaimer: this post is not a joke. If you know me in real life, or if you follow me on Twitter, you know I have a bizarre, inexplicable love for Jesse McCartney. No, I never watched Summerland. Yes, he is a bit young for me. No, I didn't start liking him until about two years ago. Somehow, I found out that he co-wrote Leona Lewis's song Bleeding Love, and from then, I was head over heels. (By the way, watch that Bleeding Love link. You won't be sorry.)
Importantly: I feel like no one is taking my love for Jesse McCartney seriously, and I need it to be known - this is serious. Insert iPhone double heart eye smiley emoji. Bam.